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| Title: Rehab Center for Fictional Characters |
| Description: http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole
I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys
Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.
im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....
hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick
santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop |
| Tags: bo, burnham, characters, comedy, fictional, guitar, rehab, song |
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