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| Title: Indian Rap Parody - Welcome to Hindustan |
| Description: This is our first attempt at an Indian parody.
There will be more videos to come.
Disclaimer: We are not advocating Dravidian movements nor are we advocating the caste system. Absolutely not. All the lyrics were just meant to be for fun.
Lyrics:
Im from tamil nadu machi
Representing tnk to the fullest
Makkalukku chollu, ithe tamil nadula bandhu
welcome to chennai mother fuckers black bitches we lay
and the boys wear them lungees like everyday
and a hindu is a hindu in everyway
sitting on lakhs fool this wut black rupees do
light a bidi on it, muthu puff on it
tell vjiay bring it back and dance a bomb on it
tuesday lords day, with the boys, we at swamimalai
wednesday we go to studio bay
thursday get the rice wine out of the trunk
and for the rest of the week just follow us drunk
all the bitches at the club see the way that we grind,
the way that we grope, we tamil tigers eelam
hot now shirt off at the cricket game
new bribe no law brahmin whats my caste?
now madurai, peliyar, kamrajar, tanjavur, kanyakumari, lets make it happen
tamil nadu motherfuckers,
now its Ram from the great state of Andhra Pradesh
hyderabadolla tho pettukorukra nee yabba
Hyderabad in the house
who say it aint hip hop, hyderabad hops to wuts hip
i'm a brahmin bow to me before u slip
i'm so hyderabadass, eating chat near Prasad's
chiranjeevi movie nights, Necklace road camel rides
i'm ur boy ram , i wear a pancha all day
drink paani, smoke beedi, a true hyderabadi
home of andhra chutney and the Biriyani
we got the best rickshaw drivers in the country
the girls cook the best like dosa without askin
i call em cookin bitches, they tell me WE CAN MAKE IT
all got habits, ganjai, nalla mandu
pawn shop main ciggaretan, samose, mereku
hyderabad is so khoob like Qutub Shah
Wanna see a wonder, look at that charminar
i tried to tell u don't eat mirchees
without permission from the hyderabadees
WATSUP
Now representin Karnataka, we got Bangalore in the house
Representing the Silicon Valley of India
Baa maga, dum hodiyona
Yeah, Welcome to Bangalore, this city battles like never before
Riding the train from Delhi, all while straight banging a whore
The police at the door, I did it
They would happen to know, the one with the dough
Who seen it, he wont be anymore
Ram on the roll while playa Muthu spits it out
Cruising down Mysore, hands cut and sore
This thug is ready, near abused for like half a cent'ry
No sweat on the lungee, gotta have my chupels calm and steady
IIT, running a million strong and free
Call this center, yo damn this call center I'm pissed already
Moo Moo, Cow Cow, do away with the beef
The banana tree, I only use my own right hand and a leaf
Did I forget my fucking manners, I'm loose with parents
Ludicrous, forced marriage, dick touch her larynx
The Kama-sutra girl putra, Kama make me cum
I wont stop until I'm rich as them Patels will come
I pull up in a Tata Sumo, the traffic like too slow
So I pushed them out the way
Monsoon drench the land now coming down all day
Farmers stacking the hay, little kids like cows and bulls now at it in play
In fact they burnin it up, in school learnin it up
I ride for this machete, yo man thats what heavy
Running for your lives like antelope, hindu boys eat you like a cantelope
laka laka laka laka laka laka
taking baths in the kaveri, krishna rivers
take that bath hindu boy
andhra, tamil nadu, kerala, karnataka
dravidian power and we're taking over sri lanka!
its hindustan where the hindus pray
and we ride on them cows like everyday
bhangra beats, crowded streets, see bandits roaming
and divali dont stop til 4 in morning |
| Tags: atlanta, desi, funny, hindi, hindu, hip, hop, India, Indian, parody, rap, tamil, telugu, to, Welcome |
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